Two jokes as I get ready to move to MN

Both come from January's issue of Reader's Digest.
The first about Minnesota: What are the four seasons in Minnesota? Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
The second about Californians: Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and CA. Shortly after the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls potatoes from her bag and throws them out the window. "What are you doing?" asks the Nebraskan. "We have so many of these things in Idaho, I'm sick of looking at them." A moment later, the gal from Nebraska pulls ears of corn from her bag and tosses them from the window. "What are you doing?" asks the gal from Montana. "We have so many of these things in Nebraska. I'm sick of looking at them." Inspired, the Montanan opens the car door and kicks the Californian out.